Showing posts with label Funny Gist and Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Gist and Jokes. Show all posts
WONDERS SHALL NEVER END: SEE WHAT THIS GIRL WROTE SHE LOVES DOING TO HERSELF
This pretty young Nigerian lady named, Angela Nwosu pictured above, says she deliberately pees in her panties and loves doing it. Read what she wrote on her Facebook page below
'I Deliberately Wet My Pant All The Time.
I am a pant wetter, and totally addicted to peeing in my pants and have been all my life. Sometimes, I think I am the only one in the world who loves pee this much. I pee in my pants everyday and all day long and I do it intentionally, kai. I do not have any physical or medical problem that makes me loose control or leak, I do it on purpose, as it makes me feel so good. In fact, I do not like to be dry very long at all or I'm always wanting to wet my pants soon.
However, I can be dry when needed (there are those times you need to be dry) but when I do wet my pants, it's usually when am home alone (hehe)...
After years of intentionally wetting my pants, I have gotten very good at being wet and no one knowing it. I have no problem hiding it from my family and public. Again, I don't really know what it is (I have given up trying to figure it out) but I just love peeing on myself and being nice and damp all the time. It feels so good and it's so sensual and arousing, it turns me on, Kai.
Even as a kid, I had these feelings. Sounds weird doesn't It? Yea, I am strange like that. Have you ever heard this from anyone else?
It's so exciting and fun, but you would never know, until you try it.
Pee in your pant today, ighotago?
Udo!
Why are you Always Absent?! - Wife angrily asks her Husband

WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?
HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at workWIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened?
HUSBAND: There was a fire out break down the tunnel and everybody died!
WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping U alive. How did you make it out my dear?
HUSBAND: Darling, it was God`s work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet.
WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families, how are they going to survive now?
HUSBAND: My dear it’s a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10 million each.
WIFE: What? !!!! ten million what? Chai!! Honey you didn't do well oo, why are you always absent when God wants to bless us?
😂😂
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